Gajah Makan: Red Beer...

Tough week? Feel like you need something with a lil "kick"? But something that won't get you drunk? Well, I may have just the thing for you. With my latest concoction, you will have the "push" that you need to just move forward and get on with your day. Introducing, the "Red Beer". This non-alcoholic drink is a great remedy for those tough days. The best part is you can drink as much as you want and won't get drunk (However other symptoms may occur... :P). Plus, you can even control the strength of your drink. So, depending on how much your day sucked, you can have the appropriate strength to it...

Red Beer Ratios:

Straight up (Personal Favourite): 1 can of red bull : 1 can of root beer(not just any root beer, the old root beers which still have the caffeine in them so as it will give you the kick after mixing it with the red bull's caffeine)

Weak: 1 can of red bull : 1 can of non-caffinenated root beer (MUG's will do) plus 1/2 a can of soda water or to taste

Super Rocker (This is for a real hell of a week): 2 cans of red bull : 1 can of caffinenated root beer (WARNING: Major stoneage or headache may occur.)

Straight up...what a treat..

So, there you got it a great drink for a horrible day....

Hahaha...I went shopping for... RED BULL!!
Check out my new mug too.

Oh, and as I was on my way home with so many cans of red bull, an old man who was beside me offered to carry my drinks for me, but in return I have to invite him to the party I'm going to. Hahaha...siao ah pek. But he was right about one thing though. I was going to a party. A party of...ONE! ME!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm planning to break my records. Here are my current ones:

Fastest time to finish one can of Red Bull: 3.2 secs
Most number of cans drank(before I stoned): 9 cans
Least number of gulps to finish one can: 5 gulps

Wish me luck, I'm going to attempt to break my records tonight. First I'm attempting to drink a total of 16 cans of red bull. It shouldn't be so hard, since my new mug can fit about 2 and a 1/2 cans of red bull in one shot. Oooohhhhhweeee....I'll try not to wake up tomorrow...haha