Last Pre-Enlistment NIght Of Laughter...

Ok so after staying in the hospital for a freaking week, it was nice to breathe the carbon air of Singapore again. So it was nice of Sierra and Tango (not their real names) to accompany me to enjoy myself and release some steam that have been accumilated for the past 7 days. Me being LATE which was no surprise but only because my father is a hopeless monkey who cannot even remember simple instructions, I met up with Tango and Sierra at Orchard MRT. The funny thing that always happens when 3 of us are together is that we always cannot decide anything because we are all for anything, so sometimes we would take hours just to resolve the issue. However, tonight I knew my dinner had to be burger and fries. Oh how I'm going to miss the juicy patty inbetween soft, hot buns and oooeeyy-gooeeeyy cheese...yum..

So we head to the place with the best HALAL and AFFORDABLE burgers in town. Burger King a.k.a BK. Oh, knowing that the burger was the last for a while I savored the burger although it would just be an absence of 2 weeks, I couldn't help it but to savor it like it was my last.

Done with the meal we head to get my pouch for my leatherman, and when we decided to head to the bookstore, that was when (for me at least) the real fun started. We look around for our own books, Tango went straight to the Sci-Fi section, Sierra went around and I just open books for fun. Towards the end Sierra decided to take a look at the astrology stuff and thats when we really started laughing. We first read books about our Chinese Zodiacs, and it turns out that in the year 2010 I will not get along with my whole family except for my sister-in-law and of all people, my father, that, already got me laughing. The book I have to say was relatively quite interesting, I mean to be honest we don't believe EVERYTHING we read but it could be intriguing when one or two of it or the thought of one or two of it were to come through. Like in March 2010 I am in danger of getting robbed, I did not read the details of that one but it sure made me a little more paranoid. So we just kept reading that for a good 20 mins, laughing at almost everything, and me cursing and swearing so loud the people around me were utterly irritated. All of a sudden, Sierra decides to read about our astrology, and so we moved on to our signs. We were quite impressed at how accurate the book were. I mean of course its not 100% accurate but when its not accurate that is when we started laughing. For example, for me they said that I would be a GOOD SPIRITUAL advisor. OH MY GOD, of all people, me! I mean yes I know I not the most religious person in the world but to think that I am "destined" to be a spiritual advisor. That is just plain weird. However, surprised me and make me feel "touched" was when the book said I was a good friend and would respond to any call of help, to defend friends with loyalty and Tango said "so true". I was like "whoa" I didn't know if he was sarcastic or not (by the way I giving the benefit of the doubt hor, Tango don't angry ah), but I was touched. I mean I never asked for recognition but it nice to hear that someone sees that side of me. Ok enough of the mushy shit, back to the laughs. So Tango was browsing and he found Sexscopes which is like horoscope but for sex (like duh..). So when I check my sex stats, turns out my favourite sex position was is anything, and this was in the book "think quality and quantity" *wink wink*. A unintentional joke came when I was reading at what my potent porn would be, it was Dallas Does Hawaii, but caught me not reading the full sentence and he read it out loud, "if you are interesting to see hot dudes' body" or something like that. Oh the laughter that erupted. So then came Sierra's sex stats, favourite position "as long as your ass is dominated!!" Then we read about our friend Charlie who is a Leo, and his favourite sex position would be "receiving oral treatments" My, oh my, we just cannot stop laughing....

There were more but not all jokes were went to be "da bao" or "bungkus" but it was a night to remember, when all we had to do was go to a bookstore to laugh our heart out.

Though I was touched about all the things the books say about me but on the way home I started to wonder, if what the books say are true, IF I am such a great friend and lover. Then why do people hate me so much?? I mean aren't I the type of friend to keep around, the one you can call knowing that no matter where you are I will find the fastest possible way to get to you, the one you know will keep you safe and if done wrong by you would make it right...

Oh well I guess you can't believe everything you read....