Well, I can't sleep... Any surprise there? I don't think so. So I was bored and decided to put something in my blog. Hmm...let's see...
Ahh...Ok, well I was in the gym recently(about 8 hours ago), resting and waiting to do my second set of my exercise when I heard this game show on the radio. Apparently, if I'm not wrong, you have to answer three qns and depending on how many you get right, you win a prize or something. The questions are just simple questions that you learn in secondary school, easy right? Well, I guess some people just don't think before they call. It went something like this...(Note: Mind you I can't remember the exact words because my brain seriously had no oxygen...)
Radio DJ: So what subject do you want? English? Social Studies? Science? Maths? Or History?
Caller: Ahh...maths ah, maths...
Radio DJ: Ok, so here is your question. How many sides does a hexagon have?
Caller: Ahh...8 la...(confident answer)
Radio DJ: That's....WRONG!! Hey, hexagon got 6 la dey, 8 is called octagon.
Caller: Oh...(paiseh liao..:P)
Radio DJ: Ok, next subject?
Caller: Ahh...english la, english..
Radio DJ: Ok, here is your question. What is the past tense of Bleed?
Caller: Whoa..past tense of bleed ah...ah...bleed ah...ah..past tense ah? Hmm...(like 20 secs later when my exercised also going to complete then..) Oh...oh bled.
Radio DJ: Phew, That's correct. Ok now pick your final subject.
Caller: Ah...science la science...
Radio DJ: Ok, here is your question. Now, in the periodic table, which element, does the letter K stand for?
Caller: Ah...I think Sodium.
Radio DJ: WRONG!!! Hey, so now answer me this question, are you stupid?
Caller: Ah..don't know la.
Radio DJ: You better go school tomorrow...
After the DJ said that, I was laughing my ass off until I almost drop the weights on my foot. I don't know if that guy was trying to be funny or he was really trying, but the whole thing was just hilarious. My brother told me to give him a break because at least in the science part he said Sodium, at least its another REAL element. He said if the guy was really dumb he would probably say, K in the periodic table is for KAYU!!(wood in malay).
Well, again, I guess you have to be there to get it...
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