Valentine's Day (Part 2)

Taking a break from work to write part 2 of this Valentine's Day Special. Right, on with it...

These are YES or NO answer that are made for GUYS.

Have you ever wish of being with someone close to you?(Answers may vary depending on how you interpret the question)

Have you ever matchmade a couple?

How you ever matchmade a couple even though you are interested in the girl but you give way because the guy was your friend and you feel that the girl was better of with him because you thought that, that would make the girl happy and not you?

Have you ever hidden your true feelings from someone?

Have you ever hidden your true feelings from someone, because you did not want to ruin the friendship you have with that person, knowing that she will say no at that point of time so you have to bear with the poison you have inside you because you rather feel pain than not to feel anything at all?

Have you ever hidden your true feelings from someone, because you did not want to ruin the friendship you have and you are afraid of getting rejected because you cannot live through another broken heart?

Have you ever purposely act like an idiot or a jerk so that the girl will hate you and not seeing her, makes it that much easier on you, and that you don't have to tell her how you really feel?

Have you ever give advice to others about relationships, to someone you care about?(Again, answers may vary depending on how you interpret the question)

Have you ever give advice to others about relationships, to someone you care about, knowing that her significant other is an asshole and is taking advantage of her but you encourage her to give him another shot because you know that sometimes he makes her happy and all you want is to make her smile?

Have you ever give advice to others about relationships, to someone you care about, knowing that her significant other is an asshole and is taking advantage of her but you encourage her to give him another shot because you that sometimes he makes her happy and all you want is to make her smile, knowing that you can do a much better job than he can, but you keep quiet because she is just too blind to see?

Have you ever give advice to others about relationships, to someone you care about, knowing that her significant other is an asshole and is taking advantage of her but you encourage her to give him another shot because you that sometimes he makes her happy and all you want is to make her smile, knowing that you can do a much better job than he can but you keep quiet because she is just too blind to see, and no matter what you do, she just cannot see that you love her with all your heart and that you are there, wanting to protect her, be there if she is lonely or sit by her bedside when she is ill?

Finally, last question, do you think that you are going to die a lonely, grumpy, egoistic, old man?(Again, answers may vary depending on how you interpret the question)

Now for the analysis:
If your answers are YES to ALL of the questions then, you are suffering from YOUREAJACKASSANDNAIVENICEGUY syndrome(This is the scientific name).

BUT, if you even have ONE "NO", then you are fine and healthy. Although, it may not seem that way, right now, but believe me when I say, that all you have to do is work on your self-esteem. What differs you from, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Will Smith is not the looks. Well, maybe the paycheck may be a "slight" difference. But the difference is ATTITUDE. Like it or not, all guys have something to offer to girls and I "think" girls know that(Well, some anyway, others are just hopeless). You to understand one thing, GOD is also a lazy person, he created laziness and we then got it from him. So do you think he take, the time to create EVERY single person individually. There are billions of people in this world for god sakes, therefore God probably just copy and paste versions of you in different parts of the world and by different versions, I mean, he probably just change the sex, skin colour and facial hair. Maybe, if he feels like it then most probably he just change your face in some funny way, but that's it. So you are bound to find your so called, "Other self". If you don't like yourself, don't worry, God is always 10000000 steps in front of you. He probably took your personality and flip it around, and VIOLA, your "Other Half", and when the two of you meet, you "complete" one another. If you don't believe in God, fair enough, the devil also take in people of the opposite sex. If not, all he will see is the re-run of Brokeback Mountain for the rest of eternity and I don't think that even the devil can stand that type of touture(If you don't understand this part, better thank God). If you don't believe, in either heaven and hell, think that is no such think and you have no religion at all, don't worry, somebody is bound to have the same views as you.

Basically, this all means that, everybody is bound to have someone, and that person is maybe already in front of you, in your class, in your CCA, in the toilet, somewhere within a 100km of where you are standing. The way I see it you have two choices, go search for that person or wait for that person to find you...and how do you know whether you found that person...well go listen to GOLD 90.5 Fm. I think they have love quotes or something like that. I remember one of the quotes was "Love is, when a person who never cook before tries to make for you a delicious meal on Valentine's Day but ends up making a mess in the kitchen and love is me, not minding cleaning up the mess"

You'll know...and if you think nobody cares for you then you're just not opening you eyes wide enough...